Bugs Tale...

Kaoz Kaoz Kaoz! Ladies and Gentlemen... let me introduce you to a new pedigree bug, called the dUMb bug.

Once a upon a time, there were 2 bUgs, BIG bug and DUMB bug. They went shopping for cameras that D.Bug has has been eyeing for a looooong time, finally we had time to go see see look look. Went into this shopping mall and surveyed a few shops before deciding which to buy from. B.Bug was starving and decided to go Buggy King (BK) for dinner first (could see that D.Bug was damn excited to buy that gadget home to fiddle.)

After dinner, D.Bug hopped back to the shop that apparently quoted her the 'BEST OFFER'.
Kim Mo (golden hair) managed to fool D.Bug back with the 'check-in' price ($550). Warus, after 20 mins of nonsence that B*S*A*D said $635 + GST. Instantly, D.Bug turned from pink to RED (could see smoke from her head lor). Then B.Bug signallled D.Bug to leave before she explodes and splatter all her disgusting bug juices on B.Bug. D.Bug went home disgruntled, no new toy to play with.

(The crust of this story begins... haa) B.Bug and D.Bug took a bus home. As usual, D.Bug would alight first. As the bus turned into D.Bug's estate, B.Bug alerted her to alight. She slide her heavy butt off the seat and strolled to the exit. Instead of getting off, she slumped into 1 of the seats and cheekily signaled for B.Bug to go over and said "Aiya, this not my bus-stop lah!" B.Bug couldn't believed what Dumb Bug had just said and was damn shocked to see her NOT alighting at her own stop. "WHAT THE HELL, THIS IS YOUR STOP LAH!" &*%@#$%^#!
The SAME bus-stop she has been uterlising for 24 years and yet COULDN'T recognised. (Biangz!! no wonder it's a rare specie). A huge ? just fell on B.Bug's head. After all the debate, D.Bug finally came to sense and BOTH bugs had to alight at the next bus-stop. Kaoz, have to walk back lor. During thejourney back home, D.Bug was laughing non-stop. Think she might have found herself SUPPER DUPER BLUR like you know what! =P

Up till now, i thought am the only one who can't identify places clearly especially at nite. Gee... there's someone champaioning this now man...